Brits are thought of as fairly straitlaced,
stiff upper lip and all that. Until the arrival of 50 Shades which has shown us
to be as obsessed with eroticism as the rest of the world, marital aids were
confined to cups of tea and hot water bottles, but research has shown Brits
lead the world in our interest in spanking. Whether that dates back to the
outdated view of seeing corporal punishment as a way to build character, I
don’t know, but I’m intrigued. (Not enough to try, husband, unless you want to
volunteer?)
Apparently Brits also score highly in
online searches for CFNM. (I’m not one of the searchers. I had no idea what
that was.) It’s Clothed Female Naked Man sites where submissive men are ordered
to strip by pretty women who then make fun of their tackle. How appealing does
that sound? (Not to me, says husband) Women in New Zealand are top of the list
for sexual partners in a lifetime at 20.4. I do wonder what the point 4 looks
like. Austrian men are the most promiscuous with 29.3 partners over a lifetime.
That’s a lot!
Sex in Thailand lasts the shortest at 10
minutes. (Must tell husband, he’ll feel so much better )
Longest in Brazil at 30 minutes. (Are you
listening, husband?)
Biggest breasts in Australia. (No, we’re
not emigrating, dear heart)
41% of French people have participated in
an orgy. (France sounds appealing!! Sshh – don’t tell him I said that)
Worst lovers – worst at the top
Germany (too smelly)
England (too lazy)
Sweden (too quick)
Holland (too dominating)
America (too rough)
World's
Best Lovers
Spain
Brazil
Italy
France
Ireland
Which goes to prove nothing at all! How
many people do they ask when they do these surveys? How many lie? Though
clearly those in Thailand haven’t learned how to lie!
I’m thinking of moving to France though –
oh unless they’re lying too. Darn it.
