Where can I leave them - let me count the places Who can I give them to?
1. Random shoppers in Target who make the mistake of talking to me - sorry nice lady! 2. Slip them inside books I send to charity shops 3. Hand out at book fairs - oh, I never go to any. 4. Drop by 'accident' - and watch them get thrown in bin 5. Drop by 'accident' and get fined for littering 6. Stand and wait for possible victims - get done for loitering with intent 7. Leave in coffee bars - oh I never go to those either
Could this be why I still have 493 of the 500 I ordered?