Wednesday, May 4, 2011

What she says and what she means

I’m not upset………………………I’m furious, you complete moron!


I feel like it’s fate that we met……I’ve been stalking you for weeks


You’re so…big……………………You’re fat


Put out the lights…………………I’m fat


I never do this on a first date……I always do this on a first date


I love alpha males………………..You’re going to buy me drinks and a meal


You have a unique style…………You look terrible


It’s not you, it’s me……………… It’s definitely you


That’s a strong aftershave………God, you stink


I’m really picky…………………...I’m desperate

5 comments:

Pearson Moore said...

You had me laughing over these! They're classic!

D L Jackson said...

Nice. So true.
The female mind--translated.
These are fun, Barbara.

Arlene said...

What a great way to start my day, you are so funny.

Fred said...

I'd give the male equivalents, but I don't want to divulge our secrets. So, you'll never know what we mean when we say, "Of course I'm listening, baby." or "No, that skirt doesn't make you look fat." or "No, I'm not quite done down here yet, baby, it's not as easy as it looks."

Barbara Elsborg said...

Ah you beat me to it, Fred. I was going to go for - I'm not lost. I know exactly where wer are meaning - we'll never see civilisation again
Or - It would take far too long to explain - meaning - I have no idea how the damn thing works.

Ooh I just found a great site with this sort of thing on - another post beckons.