I’m not upset………………………I’m furious, you complete moron!
I feel like it’s fate that we met……I’ve been stalking you for weeks
You’re so…big……………………You’re fat
Put out the lights…………………I’m fat
I never do this on a first date……I always do this on a first date
I love alpha males………………..You’re going to buy me drinks and a meal
You have a unique style…………You look terrible
It’s not you, it’s me……………… It’s definitely you
That’s a strong aftershave………God, you stink
I’m really picky…………………...I’m desperate
5 comments:
You had me laughing over these! They're classic!
Nice. So true.
The female mind--translated.
These are fun, Barbara.
What a great way to start my day, you are so funny.
I'd give the male equivalents, but I don't want to divulge our secrets. So, you'll never know what we mean when we say, "Of course I'm listening, baby." or "No, that skirt doesn't make you look fat." or "No, I'm not quite done down here yet, baby, it's not as easy as it looks."
Ah you beat me to it, Fred. I was going to go for - I'm not lost. I know exactly where wer are meaning - we'll never see civilisation again
Or - It would take far too long to explain - meaning - I have no idea how the damn thing works.
Ooh I just found a great site with this sort of thing on - another post beckons.
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